the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
These tits shall not be calmed
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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