We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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