No, drunk sperm still make babies.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Is Oprah even human
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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