Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
he's single and there are thong briefs.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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