Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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