I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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