Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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