margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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