two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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