uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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