who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
