i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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