I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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