Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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