I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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