I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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