Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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