I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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