Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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