Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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