Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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