I like to think it a success when the cops are called
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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