Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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