I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Randomize
