i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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