hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car