I'm drive I can fine osifer
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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