So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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