You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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