it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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