You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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