Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Alive.
So much puke
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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