Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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