The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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