I wish I could punch you in the face.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
What a dumb baby whore.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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