Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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