No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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