Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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