She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
she pinky promised me she was 18
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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