Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now

(810): View more from Michigan

I'm so hungover and dru,k

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(773): View more from Illinois

I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.

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(425): View more from Washington

So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.

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(989): View more from Michigan

We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.

(347): View more from New York

Something to remember me by.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.

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(951): View more from California

Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.

(1-951): View more from California

I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live

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(770): View more from Georgia

I have a vagina. So i automatically win.

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