You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though