You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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