So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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