What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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