2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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