My room smells like vodka and shame
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Randomize
