i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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