His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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