If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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