shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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