why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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