Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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