I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just cut my nipple shaving
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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