She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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