Whod you bang
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
ttyl tear gas
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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