i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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